Want to see something scary? It’s not going to be showing at the movies or television. You can’t even download horrors this extreme. It’s call a Wax Museum and it’s an arcane place where the talents of artist are used to haunt your darkest dreams. It’s the place where a smile becomes the promise of cold exacting pain that even the bravest among men can’t ignore. You’ll never sleep again, enjoy!

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For too long mankind has been at the mercy of nature’s cruel reign. The tyranny of age, gravity and cause and effect has met it’s match. Plastic Surgery corrects the nasty tricks these great evils use to plague humanity. So, go on and eat that cheese cake, as long as you can afford the silicon, you can always buy a better waste line.

RIchmond and Baltimore host karaoke every tuesday
Dc does it on Thrusday…

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We all want for the sweet good old days of yesteryear. The good old fashion days went you could buy a jug of whiskey at the corner store for your head aches or a cranky infant. Join us on a trip through memory lane to a simpler time when cocaine was for the whole family and cigarettes could be a cure

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Join us for Blingo. Games, drinks and food. What else do you need? Well, we probably have that too. See you soon!

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Maury Povich exploits stupid fat to make a buck. Who hasn’t? Did you know there is an art to taking advantage of ignorance? It’s called a grift and even though the Apple dictionary dose not think it’s a real word, it’s an act that can be perfected to the level of art. Maury Povich is a true artist.

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New York-based artist, Stephen Hall paints portraits that buzz with vibrant intense color and abstract shapes. He renders realistic forms that stand in juxtapose with a radical surreal background can be contextualized as powerful symbolic metaphors. They are also really cool to look at.

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Yogurt Soda seemed like a good idea at the brain storming exercise of the meeting. It seemed like a no-brainer, a flavor that every kid would love and every Mom would want to buy. The problem with great ideas that these is that they seem great of paper (or Japan) but once you try it in the real world everything falls apart. Join us in saluting these misfit sodas. Enjoy, you don’t have to taste them!

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School’s out for summer, School’s out forever, School’s been blown to pieces

No more pencils, No more books, No more teacher’s dirty looks

Out for summer, Out till fall, We might not go back at all

School’s out forever, School’s out for summer, School’s out with fever, School’s out completely

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Designer Marko Manev, created these beautiful minimalistic graphic designs. See if you can figure them all out. The answers are at the end of this post.
You can purchase them at www.society6.com

Starts out easy then gets a little harder…

A little harder now…

Getting there…

The last round…

Did you guess them all?
Answer below

Row 1: Captain America, Spider Man, Doc. Doom
Row 2: Ghost Rider, Magneto, Invisible Women
Row 3: Dark Phoenix, Wolverine, Venom
Row 4: Black Spider Man, Daredevil, The Thing
Row 5: Hobgoblin, Mr. Fantastic, Cyclops
Row 6: Hulk, Human Torch, Professor X
Row 7: Night Crawler, Green Goblin, Carnage
Row 8: Iron Man
Row 9: Nick Fury, Emma Frost a.k.a. White Queen, Agent Coulson
Row 10: Mr. Sinister, Lizard, Sentinals
Row 11: Havoc, Black Bolt, Deadpool

Thanks for playing.

It’s your time to sing. We have a machine that plays the music to pop songs and project the lyrics so that you can perform the song. We know, it’s “soooooooooo, crazy!” But for real, you should come by and give it a chance. It’s called Karaoke.

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The “Duck Face” has got to stop! We’d really like to see some folks beheaded over this repulsive offense but there might be some laws against a Sticky Rice execution. So if you know someone who is guilty of “Duck Face” please get them help.

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Ashley wins the battle of wits this time in RVA! It’s not easy to produce a racial joke that no one could get offended by, congrats!

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Brian broke the true story behind this picture. Nice job…

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Trevor takes top spot in the DC contest!…

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SoCal Crack Salmon Roll
In inside out roll with oven-baked atlantic salmon, wasabi-mayo and cucumbers rolled in black sesame seeds and tempura crunches!

Soft Shell Crab Steam Bun

Smoked Salmon Mousse

Jeff Simpson works from Montreal Canada as an illustrator, concept artist and colorist. His work is mainly Sci- Fi and surreal. Even though his work has a great painterly, tactile quality to it, most of it is done with his computer, with Photo Shop.

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It’s such a shame we have to fly on a plane to be able to shop for all these vital, classy products. Skymall offer an amazing assortment of products for dogs, creative massage and mind blowing workout equipment. The Skymall shopper is a special person who understands quality, and the worth of their unique collection. Anyone who calls a Skymall shopper, hoarder is a damn turkey!!!

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Andrew Mohrer is a photographer living in New York. He shoots dazzling images that are intended to appear as if they were movie.

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What’s in a name anyway? If it’s the name of a restaurant then the name will be full of neon, glass and tons of dead moths. You can name your restaurant something funny but if the food is no good, it’ll still be called, “That sucky place next to the Nail-Hut.” If you don’t serve good food there isn’t much in a name at all.

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You might NOT need glasses if you can’t read these logos. Try drawing one of these on the back of your notebook, in ball point pen or spray painting one on a highway overpass. A logo normally need to read easily and communicate the feeling of whatever it stands for. These are all 150% feeling and get a fat round zero for communication, exactly like heavy metal.

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By Tim Carman, Published: January 24
Original Article Washington Post

The bucket of tater tots has arrived at Sticky Rice, and I’m trying to figure out whether Kaz Okochi, chef and co-owner of the refined Kaz Sushi Bistro, will indulge in the processed snack at this semi-boho, pan-Asian, highly Americanized sushi house on H Street NE. He takes one of the bronzed nuggets, dips it in the spicy sauce and gobbles it like a pro. Before long, he’s outpacing my own tot consumption.

When I finally ask his opinion of the potato poppers, the usually composed Okochi gives it to me straight: “I love them,” he says. “I keep eating them.”

I offer this anecdote as a relevant peek into Okochi’s personality: He’s no snob. He’s not some 50-year-old crank — well, he did hit the half-century mark last year — who totters to the screen door on lazy Sunday afternoons to yell at the kids to get off his lawn. He’s an open-minded guy, certainly when it comes to the kind of restaurants that Americans care to frequent. He knows dining all boils down to enjoyment, not some mystic quest for authenticity every time you enter an eatery.

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Imagine a world where more people had the creativity a get ideas from even the most mundane of everyday object. Imagine a world where more people took the initiative to overcome obstacles, no matter how great to execute a plan. If there are two traits that encompass the American spirit they are creativity and initiative. Realize your goal, go to work and achieve your wildest dreams!

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What are the symptoms of chlamydia?
Chlamydia is known as a “silent” disease because the majority of infected people have no symptoms. If symptoms do occur, they usually appear within 1 to 3 weeks after exposure.

In women, the bacteria initially infect the cervix and the urethra (urine canal). Women who have symptoms might have an abnormal vaginal discharge or a burning sensation when urinating. If the infection spreads from the cervix to the fallopian tubes (tubes that carry fertilized eggs from the ovaries to the uterus), some women still have no signs or symptoms; others have lower abdominal pain, low back pain, nausea, fever, pain during intercourse, or bleeding between menstrual periods. Chlamydial infection of the cervix can spread to the rectum.

Men with signs or symptoms might have a discharge from their penis or a burning sensation when urinating. Men might also have burning and itching around the opening of the penis. Pain and swelling in the testicles are uncommon.

Men or women who have receptive anal intercourse may acquire chlamydial infection in the rectum, which can cause rectal pain, discharge, or bleeding. Chlamydia can also be found in the throats of women and men having oral sex with an infected partner.

Patric Shaw is a Brooklyn based photographer. His photographs have been called jaw-droppingly gorgeous, pure powerful and provocative. He’s pretty good, check him out!

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Gimme Gimme good times. Gimme Gimme hot tunes. Gimme Gimme cold drinks. Gimme Gimme tater tots. Gimme Gimme sushi. Gimme Gimme cuts girls. Gimme Gimme rad dudes. Gimme Gimme Sticky Rice and Karaoke.

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The weather my be a little unpredictable but it’s still January. January is cold and flu season. That means it’s vital that we all remember to wash our hands, drink plenty of water and most importantly keep warm. January is sweater weather, the best time of the year! Sweaters are fuzzy, snugly and expressive. Sweater weather is colorful, fun and warm. When you’ll never know what the temperature will be, at least you can count on not being hit by a car while crossing the street because your sweater can be seen from outer space.

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Sounds like we’ve got some Paul fans out there. Congrats to Jeffrey with the win in RVA!

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Poo humor… too easy. You guys are gross. Bounme wins $10 in sticky cash in Baltimore!…

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Nice try Ian but you got beat out by some real SinC fans. We have no idea what Matt is talking about… regardless congrats! Eat till your hearts content or up to $10, whichever comes first!

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Sushi Heaven tonight at all locations 10:30pm to 12:30, half off sushi!

Did we say alternate reality? What we meant to say was a BETTER reality. What movie wouldn’t be better without Leonard Nimoy, Faye Dunaway, Steve Mcqueen, Audrey Hepburn in it? If you ask us C.G.I. should be used to to put vintage actors into modern films to class ‘em up. Until then we’ll have to settle with these cool posters.

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Computers are destined to overthrow and enslave humanity. Before they do that they will make us feel really stupid by answering all our idiotic questions as frankly as possible. By patronizing our foolish behavior they nudge us all one step closer to servitude. I, for one welcome our new silicon overlords.

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Unbuilt Washington exposes the Washington that could have been by architectural and design projects that were proposed but, for butt load of reasons, never got passed the drawing board. The designs often demanded a profound influence on what was building’s function, like the Hot Dog Laser Cannon Monument draft from 1978. Why, oh why, were these wonderful designs never realized? Unbuilt is at the National Building Museum from November, until May.

WHY, OH WHY, DIDN’T THEY BUILD THE DOLPHIN BUILDING!?!?!?!

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