This could have happened at Sticky Fan today…
We were having long island iced teas at a bar near our job. When we got outside it was pouring. So one of our friends started singing, dancing, and skipping to “Singing in the Rain” as we looked on. At one point she went to click her heals up in the air, and fell flat on her side in the middle of the street in a puddle of rain. We all laughed so hard we literally peed in our pants including our friend who fell. Thank God it was raining!
Can’t tell if this one’s a joke or not…
I went out on a first date with two other couples. The women at the table were taking vodka shots. Little did I know that they were faking it (water shots) and I was doing real vodka shots. I got so sick I told my date I had to go to the bathroom. My date walked me to the ladies room, which was filled with women putting on their makeup or waiting in line. When I finally got in the stall I just stood over the toilet. I heard my date say, “ladies, my girlfriend is inside and she doesn’t feel well, I’m a doctor and I’m coming in to help her.” He then came in the stall and stuck his finger down my throat so I could throw up and I felt so much better. We were inseparable from that day and five years later we had a beautiful baby girl.
Originally appeared at loveyoulovememore.com
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